Story Behind the Song
This is "The Parkers" mother-flippin' anthem. If you're ready for more say OH YEAH!!!
Lyrics
This is Caesar
Listen up y'all now I'm a geezer.
Don't be 'fraid, don't be yellow
Just get down on the floor my fellow.
I lay my rhymes down nice and thick
So you can be sure that they will stick
To the inside of your throat
Held on tight like a post it note.
I've gall, I've got guile
I have the mouth that'll make you smile.
I don't want to disappoint
But in my fingers you'll never see a joint.
Born and raised in NYC
The big city is the place to be.
Train train number nine
Goin' down Chicago line.
Made a stop in Milwaukee
Bought my ticket for nine fifty.
Hometown of the Brewers
They should be playin' down with the sewer rats,
They're unlucky like black cats.
My name is Clinton.
I'm just a smidgeon
I flew in from Brooklyn riding on a pigeon.
I don't give a damn if you can't tell what I'm sayin'
J-Hova's my biggest fan and you're the ones payin'.
Aw man, I didn't mean to get off hand
I grew up in Brooklyn, I grew up on Grand.
Speedway and black down
Gas, treats, finest coffee sold for $3 a pound.
It was hard for a little kid to handle
When I was ready I went to Randle.
There I learned the tricks of the trade
After school me and the boys would go to the arcade.
Parkers in da house, big ole peens.
Yo my name is Clinton and I'm riding on a 'stein.
Parkers in da house, big ole peens.
Yo this is Caesar eating collared greens.
Parkers in da house, big ole peens.
Yo this is Claymore, you know pork and beans.
Claymore, that's my name
My car broke down you should be glad I came.
It's my time of the month so I flow like menstruation
Y'all gather around for this rhyme demonstration.
My knowledge of Stargate is far supurb
Makin' all y'all gamers look like nerds.
I'm not a geek, no pocket protector
Those went out with the twentieth vector.
I'm as fast as Speedracer
Make your head explode like the dude from Tracer.
Pop like bacon, always sizzle.
School bell rings, solve this riddle.
How could Claymore is so fresh?
Cause I brush and floss to prevent bad breath.
I got deals from Dial hangin' on the ropes
Signed on the dotted line to be endorsed by soap.
Cause I keep my style so clean so fresh
Ten years from now you'll still be lookin' at my tittayyyyy.
Parkers in da house, big ole peens.
Yo my name is Clinton and I'm riding on a 'stein.
Parkers in da house, big ole peens.
Yo this is Caesar eating collared greens.
Parkers in da house, big ole peens.
Yo this is Claymore, you know pork and beans.
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