Story Behind the Song
No, it's true, you're really NOT worthy.
You think I was kidding, you bleeding heart liberal whining pathetic bitch you?
Go kiss the ass of the moron who came before you. Yeah, Daddy's Little DirtyDeedDoer.
Go the hell the pair of you. Right on the upbeat. Ping. Thar yew go.
Lyrics
Just Like Goffin & King
Hello,
Hello,
Hello,
Baby!
Hey, are you tired?
Hey, are you wired?
Do you remember what you once desired?
We could write 'em
Just like Goffin & King
There's always something holding you back
Don't wait too long, Baby
Tell me one thing in life that isn't crazy
We could write 'em
Just like Goffin & King
Is it already time to call it a day?
Listen to you instead of what they say
I'd rather chase them all away
Alligators all around
I've come a distance
At my insistance
John, Paul, George, Ringo, make a needed visit
We try to write 'em
Just like Goffin & King
I'm talkin' 'bout the special voo-doo
Yeah, that you do
Yes I'm bodacious
I'm standing next to you
We could write 'em
Just like Goffin & King
Do you remember?
Baby, one fine day
Up on the roof it used to be that way
My name is not Pierre
Baby, can't you tell I care?
One was Johnny and me
That adds up different counting physically
Gee, it might be nice
Nice as chicken soup and rice
Should I just pack it in?
Never to return again?
Held off the real world for twenty years
"Hey, it's only a phase"
Hey, hey, hey,
"Grow up right now and get back in your cage!"
Hey,
I thought the miracle was on its way
Can't you feel the earth move now?
I've got a good heart
I come from good stock
So what if I was nine when they did Woodstock?
I've got two ears and these days they can't hear a thing
It's really dismal, down right abysmal
I'll be the Jazzman
I'll be the Tazman
If you'll be my last ray of hope---the way that God planned
We could write 'em
We could write 'em
We could write 'em
We could write 'em
When Pigs Fly, that's when.
Till then, all you can do is watch.
Bitch.
Copyright 2003 ~ Lesley Jane
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