"My Life Sucks"  Parental Advisory genre: Punk
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	Humorously self-depricating lyrics set to a thrashing beat, razor-like guitars and from-the-gutter vocals.
	CD: Quagmire: My Life Sucks   Label: Big Black Beachball Credits: Bucky Nance: vocals; Sgt. Pumpaloaf: guitars; Slag Heaps: bass; Dr. Jism: drums
	Story Behind the Song The song was inspired by a sucky life. Lyrics I watch TV until 11:30/I read magazines if they’re dirty/I’ll listen if you don’t talk too much/mmmmmmmm-my life sucks/My life is a cringing cur/I’m a victim of the overslur/yeah, I’m a lone ranger with a lurid nature/ urine danger of that fecal stranger/Sometimes I get up and sometimes I don’t/sometimes I will and sometimes I won’t/I go to the park and throw rocks at the ducks/ mmmmmmmm-my life sucks/My hands are the heads of alligators/they bite you first, they ask questions later/I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, ate her, hate her/I masturbate with a crocodilator/I got a syndrome called Teflon Brain/everything you say/ you got to tell me again/I can’t sit still, I can’t stand the flux/mmmmmmmm-my life sucks/My future looks just like my past everything I do, I do half- assed/All I’ve ever been is shit- outta-luck/ mmmmmmmm-my life sucks/I can’t ride my bike ‘cause I never oil it/I left my contribution in the toilet/I don’t give a flyin’ fuck/mmmmmmmm-my life sucks/I’m a chicken, ain’t got no pluck/I ride outside in my Coupe De ‘Lux/I bleed from open sores in my seedy tux/mmmmmmmm-my life sucks!

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