"Closer to Death" genre: General Comedy
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	Credits: Dennis Caraher
	Lyrics CLOSER TO DEATH Every day we’re one day closer to death Every day we’re left with one day less At seventeen it seems it’ll never end Then suddenly seventy’s around the bend And every day is one day closer to death. Every step we’re edgin’ up near the ledge Any second not getting’ up from our beds You go to sleep feelin’ sorta out of sorts Then in your dreams you become a corpse And every day is one day closer to death You could choke on a burger, have a heart attack Have a stroke, get murdered by a maniac Existence starts to slip the minute we begin it We drift into an abyss; I don’t want to go in it. To accept my fate, I meditate Then I get a cake and medicate And every day is one day closer to death Every day we’re one day closer to death Every day we’re left with one day less So think about the final words you might say I bet mine are gonna be “No way!” And every day we’re a little bit older It once was May; it’s a little bit colder Every day we’re a little bit closer to death Dennis Caraher January 24, 2003

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