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this rock ballad features a metal ska chorus and a splitting trombone solo. a fusion of sound unbeknownst to mankind until now. for the deep thought folks, this song reveals what makes cafeterias and cafes so different. and to top it all off? the song's even funny. it's sure to start a food fight or two. |
CD: Kickoff
Credits: Written by Mark Andrasko, Jon Erstad, Leo Evans, and Chris Panici. Vocals/guitar/trombone: Andrasko, Bass: Erstad, Drums: Evans. |
Story Behind the Song
Lyrics
And now I'm wondering
What to do
I ate at the dorms
And now I'm blue
My guest for sustenance
Brought no such luck
'Cause now I'm keeled over
I'm spewing chunks
Chili nachos, Louisiana chicken
The mashed potatoes ain't too finger lickin'
Lemon pepper cod, aged and uncooked carrots
Swiss steak that tastes like moldy farrets
Them pasties are so nasty ass dry
Seventh stage of chicken makes me wanna cry
Captain Crunch you're my only friend
And now I'm wondering
Just how long
Til my card gets swiped
And my appetite's gone
I see the food display
I know somethin's wrong
'Cause damn that sausage
Looks like Leo's grampa's schlong
Chili nachos, Louisiana chicken
The mashed potatoes ain't too finger lickin'
Lemon pepper cod, aged and uncooked carrots
Swiss steak that tastes like moldy farrets
The pasties are so nasty ass dry
Seventh stage of chicken makes me wanna cry
Captain Crunch you're my only friend
And now I'm wondering
What to think
The cafe's so close
Don't give me gas that stinks no
It may not be cheap
Or mass produced
But I can get me a pizza
Eating there ain't stomach abuse
Chili nachos, Louisiana chicken
The mashed potatoes ain't too finger lickin'
Lemon pepper cod, aged and uncooked carrots
Swiss steak that tastes like moldy farrets
The pasties are so nasty ass dry
Seventh stage of chicken makes me wanna break down and cry
Captain Crunch you're my only friend
And now I'm knowing
The differences
The "teria" ending
Only deteriorates it
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