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    "Dawn Of The Creamozoic"  Parental Advisorygenre: Adult Section (18 & over)
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    (3317 AD) Evolving species learn an important lesson about throwing out the baby with the bathwater. Man has spent a lot of time and cheddar developing spicy fabrics and sexual positions...
    CD: BP990227543317   Label: LST
    Credits: The Boaz Philharmonic

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    Banshee Worm:
    "Babies of New Arboreopolis-I want every Octopanther and Skinless Tittysnake in this motherfucker with ears erect and a bean gently cocked as The Righteous Prince Of Fauna takes the Great Stump. Put a hoof through the roof for Canis Maximus!"
    Canis Maximus:
    "My wicked and sensual children of the wild, we were not born of mist and magic as so many of your brothers have claimed. In the Dark Before, there existed a Plague of Man. In his wisdom and fury, Boz Philarmi' the Despoiler set in motion the Supreme Eradication of this Primate Virulence. Only when the womb of Mother Forest was cleansed would the seed of Boz Philarmi' find purchase. That was the sexy part, and it was superphysically hot! Each of us from the tiniest facemite to the majestic Black-assed Meatfalcon would spring from this union. And now, Boz the Despoiler has delivered two of his servants by chariot to lead us to an age of unimaginable prosperity. This very hour marks the Dawn Of The Creamozoic..."
    We will celebrate in song
    Every Starcoon Breast every Dinaroo Dong
    But you'll never light the fuse on this carnal caprice
    Without a Kama Sutra and a rayon 2-piece
    Go Forth and Multiply!
    But switch it up, you've got to make the chowder eye to eye
    You can't hit it from behind every time
    That won't keep the berry pie from running dry and that shit's just not civilized
    Animaelia!
    You've got the right idea
    But if you want to take it beyond Eros Hollow
    There are Rules
    You gotta do like we done
    We were damned to jam with the Plague of Man
    Sunless tans on our honey hams
    But at heart we rolled feral, loved savage
    One mit on the dog catcher's daughter
    One in his cabbage
    By the will of The Ancient Swamp Oak
    Go forth and bite the hand that strokes
    We'll snap a million leashes, bust a thousand yokes
    Slapping Hanna in the sack to jack his smoke
    But what of man's triumphs?
    They are yours Arboreopolis
    How will you use them?
    Winston Nakeds, Danielle Steele, Steel Reserve, Neckerchiefs, The Wheel, TBN and Triple Chins, Fleshen Lances, Cash Advances,most of all The Dance

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