Lyrics
Banshee Worm:
"Babies of New Arboreopolis-I want every Octopanther and Skinless Tittysnake in this motherfucker with ears erect and a bean gently cocked as The Righteous Prince Of Fauna takes the Great Stump. Put a hoof through the roof for Canis Maximus!"
Canis Maximus:
"My wicked and sensual children of the wild, we were not born of mist and magic as so many of your brothers have claimed. In the Dark Before, there existed a Plague of Man. In his wisdom and fury, Boz Philarmi' the Despoiler set in motion the Supreme Eradication of this Primate Virulence. Only when the womb of Mother Forest was cleansed would the seed of Boz Philarmi' find purchase. That was the sexy part, and it was superphysically hot! Each of us from the tiniest facemite to the majestic Black-assed Meatfalcon would spring from this union. And now, Boz the Despoiler has delivered two of his servants by chariot to lead us to an age of unimaginable prosperity. This very hour marks the Dawn Of The Creamozoic..."
We will celebrate in song
Every Starcoon Breast every Dinaroo Dong
But you'll never light the fuse on this carnal caprice
Without a Kama Sutra and a rayon 2-piece
Go Forth and Multiply!
But switch it up, you've got to make the chowder eye to eye
You can't hit it from behind every time
That won't keep the berry pie from running dry and that shit's just not civilized
Animaelia!
You've got the right idea
But if you want to take it beyond Eros Hollow
There are Rules
You gotta do like we done
We were damned to jam with the Plague of Man
Sunless tans on our honey hams
But at heart we rolled feral, loved savage
One mit on the dog catcher's daughter
One in his cabbage
By the will of The Ancient Swamp Oak
Go forth and bite the hand that strokes
We'll snap a million leashes, bust a thousand yokes
Slapping Hanna in the sack to jack his smoke
But what of man's triumphs?
They are yours Arboreopolis
How will you use them?
Winston Nakeds, Danielle Steele, Steel Reserve, Neckerchiefs, The Wheel, TBN and Triple Chins, Fleshen Lances, Cash Advances,most of all The Dance
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