"I Don't Like Cats"  Parental Advisory genre: General Comedy
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	Not really about cats
	CD: The Dog Ate My Car Payment   Label: Independent Release
	Story Behind the Song This song is not really about cats. I do think cats are sneaky but some of them are okay I guess. I’ve had a few cat enthusiasts actually get offended by this song. I never quite known why. I guess I’d have to be a cat lover to understand. Lyrics I don't like cats, I think they are sneaky They remind me of a lot of girls I've known I know most women think that all the sensitive guys like cats I guess that must be why I'm so alone And I don't like you, I think you are sneaky You remind me of a lot of cats I've known And you always make me feel so low, low, low Like a piece of crap in the litter box of life And you're so hot and cold, you remind me of this cat, Who lived at my parent's house when I was nine She would purr like a locomotive, until I'd reach for her And then she'd try to claw out both my eyes I wish you'd leave me alone, I've have nothing but bad luck Ever since the day that you first crossed my path I think you should be de-clawed, or maybe even spayed So no more cats like you could ever be born I once had a dog, she was the best dog in the world, And she hated cats for the same reason as me If I was that dog, and you were a cat I would chase you up the world's tallest tree

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