"I'm Not Gay"  Parental Advisory genre: General Comedy
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	The title says it all.
	CD: The Dog Ate My Car Payment   Label: Independent release
	Story Behind the Song One night a new friend and I got together to play a little guitar and do some recording. A few hours into things he feverishly began to attempt to get me to admit that I was gay. At one point I almost considered telling him I was just to get him to quit asking. He eventually cut it out and the next day I wrote this song on a twenty-minute drive (yes, note pad on the steering wheel and all). People love to theorize about why I wrote this song. They accuse me of being homophobic, gay or disturbed (I’ll give them that one). I’ve also had a lot of people tell me that it had never occurred to them that I might be gay. Sometimes I think that all I did by writing this song was open up a big can of worms. Oh, well. Lyrics I'm not Gay. No I'm not Gay. But a lot of people seem to think that I'm gay I don't really know why but I think that it might Be the way that I talk or maybe I look like I must be gay But it doesn't really matter cause I'm not Gay I like girls. Yes, I like girls. I think they are neat but they don't always like me the way I like them So I spend a lot of time with a lot of different girls Who I'm not really getting any loving from Kind of like a lot of guys who are actually gay But the difference with me is that I'm not Gay I don't care. No, I don't care If you think that I'm gay, cause there's nothing at all That is wrong with being gay and I've got a lot of friends Who are really, really cool and really, really gay But I still feel obliged to tell you I'm not gay Cause you might be a girl who is really, really cute And you think that you might want to sleep with me tonight But you weren't gonna try cause you didn't realize that I'm not gay If you don't believe me, if you don't believe me When I say I'm not gay, well here's what you can do You can meet me tonight, bring your girlfriend or your wife You can bring your sister, you can even bring your mom And we'll have a little demonstration And then you will be certain that I'm not gay

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