Story Behind the Song
The motivation for the song came from a psychology test that my ex-girlfriend did on me. I picked out some of the words from my answers and wrote her this as a love song (a bit of a twisted one!!).
Lyrics
No More Blue
Smear me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
Theyre so warm and yummy and I wish I was one too
But Im not equipped for it, thats ok there're other things
That I can have and do, those things that make you happy
Now here are few of my favourite things
I hope you like em to, theyre my favourite things
Coital interaction, that doesnt leave you scratchin
A lover who is true, therell be no more feelin blue
Someone you can trust, tie up and spank, thats a must
Wants to be your friend, gives you kisses, and is beautiful
We all like tales of romance, except when they come from prison
Where they give and take, the kind of love, you dont want took or given
Blood, sweat, tears and nightmares, feelin so alone
I think that youll agree with me, youre better off at home
Now here are few of my favourite things
I hope you like em to, theyre my favourite things
X-rated silhouettes, on the wall next to the bed
A lover who is true, therell be no more feelin’ blue
Someone you can trust, thats a must, cause its beautiful
Sing a song that makes you dance, and take a chance on something
Something special…
To masturbate with hand grenades may cause you some displeasure
Curiosity, it killed the cat, but some cats arent that clever
No siree thats not for me, Id rather have a bath
Pretend that Im back in the womb – you can’t block my sun or stop the groove!
Now here are few of my favourite things
I hope you like em to, theyre my favourite things
Snow-white bunny rabbits, always humpin lots and havin fun
A lover who is true, now therell be no more feelin blue
A muff that you love enough, now youll never need another
They sing a song that makes you dance, and take a chance on something
Something special…
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