Story Behind the Song
A catchy rap/pop tune that parodies gangster rappers. Amusing lyrics and a rockin' song!
Lyrics
Bad Man
Im like water up a ducks crack – surprise attack
Im here to tell you just what you lack
Sound of one hand clapping, a white man rapping
I turn you round and dish an ass-slapping
When Im done slap slapping, youll be begging for mercy
But it dont stop there, cause my ego is thirsty
Im bigger, Im badder, Im worse than the rest
I look great in a dress….
Im a bad, bad man
Yeah a real motherlover
Im soooooo bad.
I have Eminems for breakfast, Ice-T for lunch
Gonna move into their mansions cause I wanna live rough
Its all hip-hop to me, I wallow in hip-hoprisy
My homeys call me P. - Diddy Parody
Feel James Brown good, as I write about the street
While someone fluffs my cushions and the servants make sweet tea
Look at me, look at me, now look away, look at me
Tell me what do you see?
You see a bad, bad man
Yeah a real motherlover
Im soooo bad, Im all that!
Got my favourite little ho-girl, shes called Peaches n Cream
She used to be just Peaches, but then she met the Bad Man
Sometimes I have to slap her, but you know I aint mean
Cause I give her all the dis-res-pecting she needs!
When I feel down, she makes me laugh
I put my hands in the air and say “hey, nurse, sponge bath”
Dont think Im soft, cause Im not, Im a prick
Yo Peaches, I feel a little sick…
Im a bad, bad man
Yeah a real motherlover
Im soooo bad, Im all that!
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