Lyrics
Ever wonder how it feels
If you had lost your sense of smell?
Would you shrug and say, “Oh, well?”
I don’t think so!
Or would you be really glad if
You found out that you still had it?
Anyone who doesn’t has
Olfactory Panic!
We were going to a party;
It had barely gotten started
By the time that we departed,
Just because the air was clouded.
Everybody there was heaving,
Everyone had trouble breathing,
Everybody there had
Olfactory Panic!
Would you think that I was crazy,
Just ‘cause I’m afraid my nasal
Passages are getting lazy?
Extrasensory is hazy.
Listen to my words and heed them;
There may be some day you need them.
I alone am ready for
Olfactory Panic!
(Chorus)
Zeppelin in the clouds,
Panic in the crowds,
So nobody runs away!
Everybody’s here,
Oblivious to fear,
Nobody can escape the fate before them!
Zeppelin then explodes,
But nobody knows,
‘Cause no one can see the flames!
The only way to tell
Is by your sense of smell,
So…
I have a passive fascination
With our lyrics’ fornication,
Not just verbal masturbation
As I see it!
Damage isn’t elemental,
Reparations, supplemental.
Symptoms of a nation-wide
Olfactory Panic!
All I really want to ask is
As to what the final price is
For a certain bit of knowledge:
How I’m saving my proboscis.
Nasal passages are ailing,
Aromatherapy is failing,
And there’s no escape from
Olfactory Panic!
Heading for an old location,
Using ancient transportation,
Without any hesitation,
We approach our destination.
As our future fast approaches,
We are lead on by our noses.
The only fear we know is
Olfactory Panic!
(Chorus)
Ever wonder how it feels
If you had lost your sense of smell?
Would you shrug and say, “Oh, well?”
I don’t think so!
Or would you be really glad if
You found out that you still had it?
Anyone who doesn’t has
Olfactory Panic!
Ever stop to smell the flowers,
By the roadside, there for hours,
Or is it your nasal powers
Never were as good as ours?
Apparently your inhalation
Doesn’t meet my expectations
Might as well be suffering from
Olfactory Panic!
Everybody needs to see that
There’s no changing what’ll be that
There’s no use in telling me that
I will never really see that.
Listen to my words and heed them;
There may be some day you need them.
I alone am ready for
Olfactory Panic!
I can’t breathe!
(Chorus)
It’s in my nose!
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