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THE DOORMAT SAYS HELLO TO EVERY STRANGER ON YOUR DOOR
 YOUR CHILDREN PLAYING QUIET BY THE HEATING OF YOUR FLOOR
 YOUR HOUSE IS DECORATED IN AN ART-DECO DESIGN, 
 YOUR BACKYARD LOOKING GREAT, WITH ALL THE FLOWERS IN A LINE 
 A NEW HIGH-END COMPUTER AND A FLAT SCREEN ON THE WALL  
 ON SATURDAY YOU’RE SHOPPING, ‘CAUSE YOU WANT TO HAVE IT ALL
 BUT STILL IT’S EASIER THAN FEELING BLUE
 
 YOU DRIVE A STATIONWAGON, ÇAUSE IT’S EASIER FOR THE DOG
 YOU FIRED YOUR HOUSEKEEPER ‘CAUSE SHE WANTS A PART-TIME JOB, 
 YOUR MANAGER HE LOVES YOU AND HE SLAPS YOU ON YOUR BACK
 AT TEN O’CLOCK YOU’RE EARLY SO YOU CAN TAKE A NAP, 
 AT MIDNIGHT YOU GO TO YOUR FAVORITE NIGHTCLUB IN TOWN
 AND AT FOUR AM SHE LOVES YOU WHEN YOU LAY YOUR BODY DOWN
 BUT STILL IT’S EASIER THAN FEELING BLUE
 
 ON SUNDAY YOU GO TO THE MATCH, BUT YOU DON’T SEE THE GAME
 A GREAT BIG FIGHT WITH HOLIGANS, BUT NO ONE IS TO BLAME
 ON MONDAY THERE’S A PICTURE, BUT THE IMAGE RATHER VAGUE
 SO YOU CAN GO ON LIVING, YOU CAN GO ON WITH YOUR CHARADE
 FOR YOU IT’S NOT A QUESTION HOW MUCH YOU HAVE TO INVEST
 IT’S MORE THE TAXES YOU ARE PAYING AND THE LACK OF INTEREST 
 BUT STILL IT’S EASIER THAN FEELING BLUE
 
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