"If I Got Naked" genre: Musicals/Broadway
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	NEW SONG! TOP 20 SONG IN JUNE & JULY, 2003*****Great off-beat cabaret song about the benefits of adding nudity to your act!
	MP3.com CD: Trapped In Cabaret! - buy it! CD: Trapped In Cabaret!   Label: Independently produced Credits: Vocal: Fiely A. Matias; Piano: Dennis T. Giacino; Recorded at Rye Dawg Productions, Orlando, FL
	Lyrics I strolled the city late one night And it occured to me That every actor's name was in lights Or up on a marquee Every name but mine From the Bowery to Times Square How perfect life would be if I could Somehow get up there I want their secret to success before I'm Old and grey Want to take my act from 50 seats To the Great White Way So I saw some shows I took notes while others cheered And after several weeks Of eighty dollar seats The path from here to there Simply boils down to this: If I got naked They'd take me Straight to Broadway 'Cause nothin' packs 'em in like showin' skin If I got naked I'm make a Date with Broadway I'd take my bow At the John Houseman now If I could only drop some trou Who'd a thought when I was six And just a tree in my school play That I'd end up baring trunk Just to get a part today I don't have to sing I don't even gotta dance As long as I can say my lines While slipping off my pants! If I got naked They'd call my Ass up to Broadway You get all the press when you wear less If I undress and go all naked I'd have my Fast Pass to Broadway My curtain call Could be at the Booth next fall If I just reveal it all I could be the next big deal I'd be New York's newest veal I'd go front page And, oh! Just think how good it'd feel If the ol' Eugene O'Neill would be my stage It's all the rage To be naked and go Straight to Broadway You can fill more rows Without your clothes Oh! Oh! Oh! Naked! Broadway! I won't get booed If I got nude I'd draw a crowd If I just got naked now!

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