"I'm A Teenage Mutant Boy Scout" genre: Musicals/Broadway
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	NEW SONG! #5 SONG ON OCTOBER 16, 2003*****Our tribute to the 1950s 3-D movie where atom bombs make everything grow bigger. Everything!
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	Story Behind the Song It's the 1950s and a teenage loser Boy Scout finds himself in the middle of his own 3D movie. Live performance of this song includes "the most outrageous prop anyone in theatre has ever seen!" -- Orlando Sentinel. Lyrics I was the teen least likely to Attend the prom at my high school Glasses and braces Were this Boy Scout's living hell I never had that much to say to girls And if I did I'd spit and spray it I spent every weekend night Playing spin the bottle by myself But then in June of '53 On the very night of my school's camping jamboree While we were making graham cracker s'mores We noticed mushroom clouds out by the reservoir And from that night on things got really strange 'Cause little did we know we'd pitched our tents in an A-Bomb testing range Within a week all hell broke loose When little Johnny's face began to ooze The boy grew a nipple Where his nose had always been One by one the nuked out scouts Had to quit their paper routes Except for Bobby Who grew an extra hand! Terror struck each kind from Pack 123 Everyone went creature-feature Including me! That's when I noticed I had grown A creature of my own That no one can ignore Now I need garters and supports 'Cause of this monster in my shorts And from now on I'll be known As the teenage mutant Boy Scout From the nuclear fallout zone I can barely walk through town Without my newfound friend Knocking someone down And since word of this got around Well, all the girls that didn't care before Keep inviting me to parties by the score I am popular And feeling ten feet tall Instead of roasting weenies by the fire I can have whoever my burning heart desires I've got it all! I'd spent all my life as just another schmo But ever since that toxic campout I glow! Now, girls are banging down my doors 'Cause I've got this creature in my drawers How my life has changed Tonight, I'm prom king at the dance Thanks to this monster in my pants And I'm glad I've grown Out of the loser teenage Boy Scout Who used to be alone Into the teenage mutant Boy Scout From the nuclear fallout Zone.

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