"Real Men Are Romantically Impaired" genre: Rock
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	I can't relate to males who personify stereotypical masculinity. WWF, new wave cock rock, and all the sexual connotations entailed... I just can't fathom...
	CD: The Inanimate Objects Credits: James Florence - lyrics, music, everything else.
	Story Behind the Song A friend of mine went to see a movie with his girlfriend and a couple of guys. He was talking about how these guys were so immature, that they couldn't handle the concept of romance without making a joke out of it. He said "Those guys will never be able to please a woman." I thought he put it in a particularly poignant fashion and that sparked the inspiration for a poem, which became a song. Lyrics I feel sorry for you... but mostly for your girlfriend. She holds on to you to up her self esteem - buddy, that's like warming up to a bucket of ice cream. She's never known any better, and you won't be the one to let her know, you won't. It's not simply that you're unintelligent, it's not just that you're stupid... you're just numb - stone cold, we've lost 'im, 3:16 inch layers of warm fuzzies cannot penetrate this force field, only true love's terse fist could remind you what it's like to have senses, and I don't speak in a physical sense, it's just that you cannot discriminate between sensitivity and sensuality. What I mean to say is: as it stands you'll never be able to please her because unlike you, her primary medium of affection is not located in her genitalia.

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