"Fool's Quest" genre: Hip Hop
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	"You could never in your wildest dreams/ "Get ahead if you don't put away them childish things"
	Label: (Demo version) Credits: Beats: Nickels. Rhymes: Page One. Cuts: Because and Nickels.
	Lyrics "Intro" Chorus: Everybody wants to be the man But I don't think you understand You could never in your wildest dreams Get ahead if you don't put away them childish things Verse One: You might as well hang a pinata right up next to a hornet's nest Subject your toaster to an underwater performance test Comment loudly on a sumo wrestler's enormous breasts Take a walk through Death Valley wearin your warmest vest Forget your anniversary Use up the last of the lead paint to do the nursery Get pulled over by the cops and be like "Yo, you see how fast I went "Causing that multiple-vehicle flaming rollover accident" Demand signed parental permission slips from orphans Walk into mosque munching on hot & spicy fried pork skins Carry a pair of scissors with you to jog on an ice rink Go in a biker bar and spit in the biggest guy's drink Hit the slopes and try to ski uphill Or just stand at the bottom and try to see what will Cheer yourself up by watching Eyewitness News Show up late to a funeral wearing a white suit and tennis shoes Chorus: You can do whatever you endeavor to But some things you should never do, a fool's quest Tryin to build with no toolchest, a hairbrained scheme Crazy crusade, to hit the mainstream No dues paid, everybody wants to be the man But I don't think you understand You could never in your wildest dreams Get ahead if you don't put away them childish things Verse Two: You might as well yell obscenities at the Kennedys while waving your extremities Swallow pints of ice cream for headache remedies Offer a piece of fresh fruit to a customs agent Fall face-first flat on the pavement for your own entertainment Teach yourself to yodel in a library Place a phone call on a fax machine and try to speak in binary Serve a fish dish with red wine Drink a pot of extra black, strong hot coffee at bedtime Take your laptop into the shower with you to check your email Address your wife with the name of another female Stay out late with your friends and be like "Pssht, let her get mad" Swagger through a black neighborhood draped in a confederate flag Matter of fact, be a white emcee and bring up racial issues Sit through the Tammy Faye Bakker makeover without facial tissues Front row at a Puffy concert with a sign that says, Mace we miss you Forty years old and dress the way you see them crazy kids do (repeat Chorus) Verse Three: You might as well do jumping jacks while cleaning your ear with a coathook Freestyle battle reciting your rhymes from a notebook Pretend you didn't hear nothin when someone disses your mom Step onto an airplane and be like, "This is the bomb!" Give the baby a plastic bag to play with Go to court and tell the bailiff that he could use a facelift Take your wife out to dinner and flirt with the waitress Ask an overweight woman when her due date is Barbecue in the middle of your living room Get your grub on 'til you're mad stuffed and head straight for the swimming pool Slip into a phone booth and re-enact a Jackie Chan fight scene Substitute Tabasco sauce for Visine Pull up in your brand new Lexus and apply for public assistance After eating a bag of Fritos refusing to keep your distance Inform the IRS that your finances are none of their business Take a good look around and deny God's existence (repeat Chorus)

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