Story Behind the Song
We wrote this song really late one night. We just decided "hey let's make a Ninja song" and we made it up in one sitting. We started recording it at like midnight. We got the guitar recorded and then we went on a Ninja Mission to get a bass guitar at my friend's house. To be stealth and not wake any civilians up, we put his car in neutral and pushed it out of my driveway and down the road a little way. Then we popped the clutch and headed to his house to get the bass. When we were almost back...we turned the car off and coasted into the driveway in neutral. We finished the song about 10am. It was very stealth and Ninja.
Lyrics
Ninja, What?
Performed by Ninja Stealth
Copyright 2002 Get Deez
Bookow!!!
NINJAS are stealth, they're not slomo,
Those that disagree are F-ing lying homos and...
They're always there even if you can't see,
I love them with my whole body including my pee pee.
They're so ruthless,
They'll even kill ants,
D00d they're so swheat they make me crap in my pants.
You can always spot 'em at totally swheat raves,
Because they'll be the ones with all the swheat NINJA babes.
All you jerks out there better behave,
If you mess with a NINJA babe,
She'll uppercut you right in your nuts,
All NINJA babes are totally swheat as butts.
NINJAS aren’t afraid,
Not even of mutts,
You’ll evaporate if they kick your nuts,
They'll kick you so hard you'll fly to the moon,
I saw one uppercut a kid just because he dropped a spoon.
Chorus
NINJAS are awesome,
They can kill anything,
They don't think twice,
Watch your ding-a-ling
Jerks are the ones who end up as loners
Because girls are impressed with the BIG NINJA boners.
Rap
NINJAS are awesome, they hit real hard,
Hit ya in the chest, make ya breathe like a retard,
You’re weezin’, you’re sneezin’, you’re lying, you’re crying,
Laying on ya back, wonderin’ why ya dying.
I don’t know what I’m gonna do,
Mess with me I’m gonna kill you.
I’m a NINJA, I’m awesome as a butt,
NINJA, NINJA What? Ninja, What?
*Chorus*
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