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My wedding day is soon to come in 5 or 7 years. I need the perfect wedding dress, so ebay is where I go. Oh, when I got on ebay the world just disappears. My therapist says find your happy place and mine is, well, there. It's there. I travel to my happy place www.ebay.com, to find the perfect wedding dress and other useless things. Oh, when I found a wedding dress, I knew it was the one. I bid 3 dollars and 50 cents, but then someone bid more, and that sucks. That sucks! I pulled out my credit card, althought I was in debt. This dress was just so classy so I bid six thirty-five. Oh, when the dress came in the mail, I realized I'd been gypped. The dress that they had sent to me was not the one I bid on. So I went back on ebay and left negative feedback, then I searched once again for THE ONE. That classy wedding dress. The perfect wedding dress.
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