"If I could be Asian." genre: Acoustic
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	Stereotyping galore.
	CD: See-dee   Label: Reck-erd Lay-bull
	Story Behind the Song I'm sorry if I offend anyone, I just really want to be Asian. Lyrics If I could be Asian… I’d turn their heads with my long black hair And my small black eyes, I could go out with Asian guys, If I could be Asian, I’d impress the world With my study skills And my GPA And my college is Fully-paid, If I could be Asian, I would have a car. I would drive 90 in a Neighborhood. And my Honda is More than good. If I could be Asian I could change my name To Lauren Fong And visit my relatives In Hong Kong. If I could be Asian, I could have Asian Pride. I could eat Chinese every night, And still be In bed by 9. If I could be Asian… I could bleach my hair, In unnatural spots, I could be so Hott. If I could be Asian, If I could be Asian. [bridge] I could go all the places That I never went before. I could hang out in the Orient, And see problems no more. If I could be Asian… There’s no better feeling In the world Than being an Asian girl. If I could be Asian. If I could be Asian. I will be Asian…

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