"Watching The News" genre: Pop
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	A cynical overview of current events as presented by todays television media.
	CD: Jabroni Gnomes Credits: Written by Brian Eldredge and Phil Anderson
	Lyrics WATCHING THE NEWS Sittin on the sofa Nothin to do Don't wanna watch Oprah So I'm watchin the news Two hours later I'm still on the sofa Still watchin the news Will it ever be over Priests into porno really gives me the creeps Yesterdays gun shots still litter the streets The President says we'll bring them to their knees I'm watchin the news From Hollywood scandals to Bin Laden's sandles Were jammed with this thing called the news I need a vacation to end my frustration -How bout you Hollywood's best Guess who's under arrest Caught sniffin glue I been watchin the news Buildings collapse Were under attack Elvis is back I been watchin the news 3 year old kids abducted right off the street British cows are angry so you can't eat the meat Another bomb goes off in the Middle East I'm watchin the news From drug over doses to Spielbergs high grosses The government takes their fair share Hey Bahbahwha Walters if Ted Koppel falters do you care Lead = Verse with walk down to bridge I watch this transmission in potato position Dan Rather would rather be through I've had enough of all of this stuff I'd rather be through with it too But that's what you get from your TV set Watchin the news

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