"Love Letters" genre: General Comedy
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	True love is letting me hurt you...
	CD: none   Label: none Credits: Copyright 2003 FPU - Tiffni Wegmann & Drew Lindo
	Lyrics Dear Boyfriend, I was watching Oprah on the telly. She told me to get up and leave you behind. 17 times you've been unfaithful to me, I warned you after 15 that would be the last time. If you want to reach me, I'll be at my friend Edgar's. You know, the one who's not so good looking. You remember Edgar, you punched him in the face once. He may not look as good as you, but... he's got a good personality... When you asked me to be faithful, well I tried that. But I cannot help it, if I'm God's gift to lonely girls looking for some comfort. Can't you look the other way and just ignore it? Compared to you, these other girls are boring. Don't you see that true love is letting me hurt you? Dear Girlfriend, Got your letter last Friday, but I was playing Everquest so I didn't read it till today. Wish you'd reconsider 'cause I really need a ride to work. I'm sorry if I hurt you.. can I borrow some quick cash? Because I need to buy some earrings for my... friend. Can't seem to get up and go to the fridge and get a beer. I miss you so much, wish you'd come back and bring me that beer. Baby, bring me that beer. Your self esteem is too low to leave me now. You need someone to lie to you when you ask, "Do I look fat?"

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