"The Schizophrenic Gollum Blues" genre: General Comedy
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	Listening to a blues station on an airplane trip, I was inspired to write this song dedicated to Gollum, correctly entitled "The Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues," but MP3.com doesn't give you that much space to write! ;(
	MP3.com CD: Memories of Middle Earth (sp) - buy it! MP3.com CD: LOTR Middle Earth Sampler - buy it! CD: Memories of Middle Earth   Label: Mage Records Credits: words and music by Marc Gunn; Marc Gunn, vocals and autoharp; Andrew McKee, mandolin
	Lyrics Old Bilbo found a ring. It was The One Ring of the Dark Lord. Old Bilbo found a ring. It was The One Ring of the Dark Lord. Now I'm hunted by a schizo. Be it Smeagol or Gollum, he's out of his gourd. Sauron tortured Gollum, but the slimy runt got away. Yeah, Sauron tortured Gollum, but the slimy runt got away. Now he's leading me to Mordor, wonders if Sam and I are gay. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. And if Smeagol don't betray me, The Dark Lord'll make Headline News. At the Gates of Mordor, Smeagol said, "They ain't no way!" [They ain't no way, my Precious-s-s] At the Gates of Mordor, Smeagol said, "They ain't no way!" [Silly hobbits-s-s, follow Smeagol] Said, "I'll take you to Shelob. She'll have a hobbit filet." I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. And if Smeagol don't betray me, Sauron'll make the hobbits wear shoes. Well, we climbed Mount Doom, but the ring made me all whacked. [Out of my mind!] Yeah, we climbed Mount Doom, but the ring made me all whacked. [Man, I don’t know what I was thinking?!] So Gollum bit the ring off, and did a Swan Dive in the Crack. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. And if Smeagol don't betray me, Middle-Earth'll sing The Dark Lord Blues. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. And if Gollum'll just betray me, I'll finally take that Elven Cruise!

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