"I Don't Like To Drive"  Parental Advisory genre: Alternative Country
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	Bonnie expresses her dislike of moving vehicles.
	Story Behind the Song We wrote this song on the back porch while shooting mean old wild cats with our BB pistol. Lyrics I don't like to drive during the day People make me nervous and people are gay I do the speed limit but most people don't Run me off the road and I'll break all your bones I don't like to drive, not in the rain I hate waiting for buses and trains They take all day and they take all night They take all day at the stoplight I use turn signals but most people don't You better speed up or I'll smash up your trunk I don't like highways, I don't like back roads I don't like maniacs or slow fat toads I don't like semis or motorbikes Especially those driven by big fat dykes I failed a hundred times at driver's ed I could've drove better if I stayed in bed I guess you heard my story, I don't like to drive So if you see me coming, you better take a dive I own the road, I pay my taxes Get outta my way before I kick your asses!

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