Lyrics
What happened to the woman I married a year ago?
She’s been replaced by you some crazy that I don’t even know,
I wake up in the morning now and the coffee is always cold.
I come home from work now and the drama starts to unfold.
Her snoring keeps me awake,
Put pillows over my head.
I pray for a robber, Lord, to come in and shoot me dead.
Chorus
Is there anybody out there who feels the same?
This is what happens boy when a woman takes your name.
Daddy says the trouble starts the day you exchange rings,
But I never knew a woman could take the life out of anything.
She keeps all plastic in the house all the flowers are paper mache.
I never really wanted to wear some clean clothes anyway.
You take your love straight, I take mine on the rocks.
You give up the pain and I’ll tell you where it starts.
Her snoring keeps me awake,
Put pillows over my head.
I pray for a robber, Lord, to come in and shoot me dead.
Chorus
Is there anybody out there who feels the same?
This is what happens boy when a woman takes your name.
Daddy says the trouble starts the day you exchange rings,
But I never knew a woman could take the life out of anything.
But I still love you.
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