Lyrics
GET YOUR TICKET TO MONKEY ISLAND
AND GO ACT LIKE A FOOL
ON MONKEY ISLAND EVERYTHING IS LEGAL SO YOU CANT BREAK ANY RULES
WELL, THEY HAVE PADDED CELLS AND DINNER BELLS, DOCTORS, BLOND NURSES AND A WISHING WELL, GONNA GET YOU A TICKET TO MONKEY ISLAND, YOULL FIT RIGHT IN THE ZOO
THEY HAVE QUALADES AND PRALUDES AND COCAINE TOO, MARIJUANA, HEROIN AND AMAZON MUSHROOMS AND ANY OLD THING THAT YOU CAN THINK OF TOO AND ITS ALL PROCESSED BY THE GOVERNMENT FOR YOU, SO, YOU WONT LOSE YOUR HOME OR CAR AND GO TO JAIL AND HAVE TO CALL YOUR MOM AND DAD TO MAKE YOUR BAIL, JUST GET YOUR TICKET TO MONKEY ISLAND YOULL FIT RIGHT IN THE ZOO.
NOW IN THIS ROOM THAT YOUR GONNA BE IN THERES A VIDEO CAMERA FOR YOU MY FRIEND, ITS AN EDUCATION THAT YOU WONT FORGET AND WHEN YOU SEE YOURSELF, WELL, YOU MIGHT JUST QUIT. SO NO MORE DUIS OR SOBRIETY TEST AND PUTTING OUR GOOD NEIGHBORS SIX FEET UNDER JUST TO REST, JUST LAY ON DOWN AND LOOK UP AT THOSE STARS AND BE SURE TO STAY AWAY FROM ALL MOVING CARS
SO GET YOUR TICKET TO MONKEY ISLAND AND GO ACT LIKE A FOOL ON MONKEY ISLAND EVERYTHING IS LEGAL SO YOU CANT BREAK ANY RULE. WELL, THEY HAVE PADDED CELLS AND DINNER BELLS, DOCTORS, BLOND NURSES AND A WISHING WELL GONNA GET YOU A TICKET TO MONKEY ISLAND YOULL FIT RIGHT IN THE ZOO, ITS A REAL LIVE HUMAN ZOO AND THEY ARE WAITING THERE FOR YOU
OH YEAH!
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