Story Behind the Song
Men are basically dogs. It's time somebody treated use like one!
Lyrics
Sniffin’ here, sniffin’ there,
got my nose in someone’s underwear.
Broke my leash, jumped the fence,
grabbed my bone and I ain’t been seen since.
Now I’m runnin’ with the bad dogs, honey,
like I ain’t got no sense!
Jumpin’ cats, chasin’ tail,
Howlin’ at the moon ‘till I turn pale.
Runnin’ wild day and night,
And I’m humpin’ everything in sight.
Just between you and me,
Ya know my bark is much worse than my bite!
Spank that puppy! Spank that puppy!
Spank that puppy! Spank that puppy!
Tie me to your whippin’ post, I’ve been a bad, bad dog!
Take me home from the pound,
Chain me up and you can hose me down.
Fill my bowl, scratch my chin,
Feed me snacks and I’ll be your best friend.
First time that I get the chance,
I’ll break the chain and hop that fence again!
Spank that puppy! Spank that puppy!
Spank that puppy! Spank that puppy!
Tie me to your whippin’ post, I’ve been a bad, bad dog.
Tie me to your bed post, honey, I’ve been a bad, bad dog.
Well, slap my ass and call me Lassie, I’ve been a bad, bad dog!
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