Lyrics
When God Created The Woman
When God created the woman,
He must have been in a very good mood.
He took a rib from the man,
a spare part which wasn't used.
The rib was thin like a bone,
He added fat -- and beauty was born,
the man had fun as much as he could.
When God created the woman,
He must have been in a very good mood.
When God created the woman,
it must have been Creation's best.
There was joy in Heaven,
everyone liked the newest guest,
because she had a double breast,
a nice behind and all the rest
that was needed for womanhood.
When God created the woman,
He must have been in a very good mood.
Baby, think of this for a minute.
I'm so lucky that you are mine.
We have a nice body and you're in it,
and see? All is God's design.
And that's why men, young and old,
say "hallelujah" and "praise the Lord,"
We think of Him with gratitude.
When God created the woman,
He must have been in a very good mood.
Feminists say it's not polite
to imply that women are only beauties.
I agree. Most women are bright --
but even the dumb ones have the goodies.
Some women are bright and neat,
some are bitchy, some are sweet,
but women make our life so good,
because when God created the woman,
He WAS in a very good mood.
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When God created the woman,
He did it in a very good mood.
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When God created the woman,
He did it in a very good mood.
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