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When I'm drunk I'm 8-feet tall.
I'm really smart, I have a ball.
"Have another," I am thinking.
I'm so happy when I'm drinking.
When I'm drunk I do my thing,
I bounce and swerve and try to sing.
When I'm drunk I'm never mean,
I'm always nice, I'm always clean.
When I'm tipsy I'm so chic,
all the chickies want a peek.
Beer and whisky: not so risky.
Ladies love it when I'm frisky.
When I'm drunk I'm really rad.
I'm not so dumb, I'm not so sad.
If I drink will I go to hell,
and if I do is it just as well?
Grab the keg and don your coat.
Sober people get my goat.
Got my keys, got my glasses,
Get pulled over: hope I passes!
When I'm drunk I am myself,
I lift a glass and toast my health.
When I'm drunk I'm never loud,
I won't pass out and draw a crowd.
When I drink I'm a CEO,
I issue commandments to those below.
When I'm drunk life ain't a bitch,
my dreams don't wind up in a ditch.
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