"Old Farts" genre: Folk Rock
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	I really want to retire as soon as possible so I can become one of those Old Farts
	Label: Bargain Basement Productions Credits: Written, performed and produced by Warren Wagner
	Lyrics Old Farts When Oh when will I retire Slip out of the yoke, leave the quagmire Get on to the life to which I aspire Where no one tells me to work Or makes me perspire CHORUS: I wanna be an old fart with nothin' to do Just an old fart whose laughin' at you For workin' and slavin' like I had to Up until the day my pension came through When the golden handshake comes And I say kiss my ass nose to thumb I'm gonna pawn the watch and shake off the crumbs That never will repay me For all that I've done Repeat Chorus All of us boomers will be gettin' there soon Social security's my silver spoon The double "A" RP like a sixties commune Buyin' everything for a song Actin' like some tycoon Repeat chorus

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