"You Don't Know Dick"  Parental Advisory genre: Rock
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	Lyrics You Don't Know Dick Copyright Ric Seaberg 2003 My old friend Richard was a great guitarist But he did'nt like practice and he slept around He stole picks at the music store, but chicks were an easy score, They all came runnin' when we came to town Now I understand you need a first class player Somebody good with a lick But if you believe that Richard is your answer,well Don' get me wrong but you don't know Dick My old friend Richard plays a Stratocaster With some custom pick-ups that he made by himself He's a master on lead, and he will actually bleed When he is hammering on or performing a squelch Now I understand you need a first class player, Someone who knows all the tricks But you don't remember when he hit on my woman, So, go right ahead, but you don’t know Dick Oh Yeah, yer gonna be dazzled Yer gonna get volume to rattle the walls Yer gonna get a rocker with a nice vibrato, Yer gonna get hair and yer gonna get balls Solo Now I understand you need a first class player Someone to boogie and click Richard's a monster but I've got to be honest I've got the impression that you don't know Dick Oh yeah, yer gonna be dazzled A show that will rival Santana and Mick You'll get a musician with a rock star look And you're gonna get screwed because you don’t know Dick

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