"1000 Ways"  Parental Advisory genre: Pop
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	Here's a little ditty we ALL can relate to . . .
	CD: the 1000 Ways demo Credits: music & lyrics - T Redd & J Richter
	Story Behind the Song We wrote this song in one sitting and couldn't get through it without laughing hysterically the first 50 times we played it. It's about a guy that comforts a woman after her lesbian lover has left her. In his valiant attempts to make her feel better, the two end up hooking up . . . and of course, the lover returns and finds them together. A ruckus ensues . . . Lyrics Well, you had gone I took your robe . . . Make-up, panties & bra But none of it had worked Til I strapped on your guitar And strummed a cheerful song . . . And then I began to see life In her sullen face And before too long I was the creep I was the whiner I'm the one you left behind her Are 1000 Ways to blind her From herself I'm the geek You gave the shiner to Because I could define her mood Into whatever I thought it should be And that's fine . . . If my soul's black Then your's is green Better hearless bastard Than jealous freak So blame it all on me And that MC Hammer song That drove her from your closet And to my arms (Chorus) With Ben Folds as my witness, I only stole 3 chords that would seal the deal . . . (Chorus)

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