"Totally White Rap (Euro Merc)" genre: New School
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	A Valley Girl rapping about a typical day in her life, complete with shopping and a prominent L.A. plastic surgeon.
	Credits: Background stuff: Vinnie
	Story Behind the Song I just sat down one day and wrote this song in Studio City. I had never programmed a drum machine, so I borrowed one from my boyfriend, and recorded Euro Merc. I hope no one takes it too seriosly! Lyrics EURO MERC Barb E. Dahl 1988 (Totally White Rap) I start my day with a double cappuccino, iced, of course, and not in Encino Studio City is the place I dwell, I got the killer crib, and location to chill. I get in the Merc, 500SL European breed, and fast as h--- put the top down so all can view me I'm looking good cuzza plastic surgery. Well, I went to Dr. E. and he did my nose he did my eyes, that's as far as it goes! I got all day so I think I'll spend some cash cruisin' in the Merc, I don't take no trash. Here come a guy, he actin' like a Bozo, droolin' at my ride, "Hey, howzit goin'?" Hey, dude, gimme a break. I got a guy and his name is Vinnie a bitchen rock-n-roller and he's really skinny so if you wanna flirt, doncha be a jerk and don't mess with the girl in the European Merc! Now when I shop, I ain't lookin' for no bargain I pay that mark-up (That's retail jargon) If I find what's nice, I'm gonna pay the price, cuz it's not who you are, it's what you wear? Now if you think I'm a material girl get real, it's a superficial world Do you really think I'd make an impression driving a Hundai! The moral of the story, as I can best describe If you don't have the cash, beg, borrow or bribe extend your credit to make yourself cool and don't go out be dressin' like a fool! Put your best face forward, whether it's real or not make sure you're seen at all the cool spots cop the attitude that your life is a breeze and if you can't buy diamonds, then wear C.Z.s!

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