"Whoops, I Pooped My Pants"  Parental Advisory genre: General Comedy
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	Song about nursing home antics spoiled by act of nature.
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	Story Behind the Song Speaks for itself... story of refusing to grow old gracefully. Lyrics My name's Clarence some call me Slow Mo I was forced to retire many years ago now the kids don't want me living alone so they sent me off to this supervised home But I'm not ready to pack it in last night I snuck out and got a bottle of gin came back and winked at a blue haired wren a young octogenarian well I made a move I heard a crack I think it was something in my back just when I had her ready for romance Whoops, I pooped my pants That was Tuesday and she likely forgot or was it Thursday and was she that hot my memory's not what it used to be they change the sheets, they're not changing me

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