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    "Whoops, I Pooped My Pants"  Parental Advisorygenre: General Comedy
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    Song about nursing home antics spoiled by act of nature.
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    CD: Dave Blackledge On MP3   Label: Indie
    Credits: written by Dave Blackledge

    Story Behind the Song
    Speaks for itself... story of refusing to grow old gracefully.

    Lyrics
    My name's Clarence
    some call me Slow Mo
    I was forced to retire
    many years ago
    now the kids don't want me living alone so they sent me off to this supervised home

    But I'm not ready to pack it in
    last night I snuck out and got a bottle of gin came back and winked at a blue haired wren a young octogenarian
    well I made a move I heard a crack I think it was something in my back just when I had her ready for romance
    Whoops, I pooped my pants


    That was Tuesday
    and she likely forgot
    or was it Thursday
    and was she that hot
    my memory's not what it used to be
    they change the sheets, they're not changing me









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