"Poor Me!" genre: Satire
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	Poor me, poor me, poor me, I can't get my song title out of my head, poor me, ...
	Credits: composition, vocal, slide whistle : Jonathan Benjamin / Musicians : Jammer Professional software / Recording : Michel Weber mweb@megacom.net
	Story Behind the Song I have been writing this song for many years, so many years. It is the story of my life, my parents' lives, and a lot of other people. Lament to your heart's content. When you are miserable, enjoy it, and sing along with "Poor Me!" Lyrics I failed every therapy I tried I killed my father thousands of times I got so fed up, I beat my therapist up But I still can’t find my inner child Oh what a terrible fate I ache when I meditate I don’t know who am I, I can’t find my third eye, Maybe it’s something I ate. Poor me, poor me, oh poor me My yin and my yang disagree I don’t know what I got, but my chakras are blocked Maybe one more therapy. Poor me, poor me My life is nothing but pain There’s only one thing that relieves my suffering I love, how I love to complain I love, how I love to complain My computer won't do what I say, It threw all my data away, I bang on the keys, till my fingernails bleed, But that stubborn machine won't obey. I always go out well-protected My bullet-proof vest weighs a ton It’s so hard to dance in my cast iron pants Oh when will I ever have fun. (INSTRUMENTAL) My girlfriend is teaching me tantra As foreplay we chant buddhist mantras We lie on our sides, And come with our eyes I think I’d prefer some Viagra. I wish that I could quit this tragedy, But I have too much responsibility I have to be strong, so the show can go on, Because the star of this play is me. Poor me, poor me, oh poor me My yin and my yang disagree I don’t know what I got, but my chakras are blocked Maybe one more therapy. Poor me, poor me My life is nothing but pain There’s only one thing that relieves my suffering I love, how I love to complain I love, how I love to complain

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