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    "Come Back Home To Me"genre: Alternative Country
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    Fun comic country satire by an average guy with next to no real musical or vocal ability. ;)
    Credits: Written and performed by Jon McBride

    Story Behind the Song
    Just for the heck of it. Always enjoyed country music and thought it would be fun. Didn't take long to write. Spent more time looking for a steel guitar to use...which I never was able to find or use, unfortunately. First of a trilogy of songs known to friends as 'Jon McBride's Bad Country.'

    Lyrics
    IT'S TRUE SHE UP AND LEFT ME
    BUT I DON'T BLAME HER MUCH
    YOU SEE, I LOVE THE LADIES
    IT'S SO HARD NOT TO TOUCH

    SHE WARNED ME NOT TO DO IT
    OH LORD, I SURELY TRIED
    STRUGGLED WITH MY SELF CONTROL
    BUT IN THE END IT DIED - OH YES IT DID

    *(CHORUS)
    (OH YES IT DID)
    I WISH SHE'D COME BACK HOME TO ME
    (OH, BABY COME ON BACK - YEAH COME ON BACK TO ME)
    IT'S GETTIN' REALLY LONELY DARLIN'
    AND THERE'S NOTHIN' ON TV

    KNEW I WAS IN TROUBLE
    THAT NIGHT I CAME HOME LATE
    AND SHE FOUND LIPSTICK ON MY SHIRT
    SHE DIDN'T HESITATE

    SHE ASKED ME PLAIN AND SIMPLE
    WHO IT WAS I'D SEEN
    AT FIRST I JUST DENIED IT
    BUT WORE DOWN WHEN SHE SCREAMED

    SHE SAID I WAS A BASTARD
    A NO GOOD CHEATIN' SCUM
    SO THEN I FLAT OUT TOLD HER
    AND BOY THAT GAL WAS STUNNED

    I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL HER
    WHO I'D KNOWN CARNALLY
    CAUSE NEVER ONCE DID SHE SUSPECT
    HER WHOLE DAMN FAMILY TREE - OH YES I DID

    (CHORUS)*

    HER OLDER SISTER SHIELA
    WAS THE FIRST I HAD
    MET HER AT OUR WEDDING
    MAN, THAT GAL WAS BAD

    HER YOUNGER SIBLING LISA
    REALLY HELD HER OWN
    SHE WAS DARNED PERSUASIVE
    THAT MY WILD OATS BE SOWN

    COUSIN TESS CAME LATER
    AFTER AUNT SUZANNE
    ON THAT TRIP WE TOOK HER WITH US
    TO SEE HOOVER DAM

    HER BROTHER'S WIFE EDWINA
    HIS SECOND BRIDE CHRISTINE
    HIS THIRD AND BEST WAS MARYANNE
    ON THAT WE BOTH AGREED

    THEIR DAUGHTER MARY ELLEN
    HER BEST FRIEND CHRISTABELLE
    THAT FOREIGN EXCHANGE GAL DROM FRANCE
    I THINK HER NAME'S NOELL

    HER SECOND COUSIN LINDA
    HER GRANDMA EMMA RUTH
    THE COLORED GAL WHO CLEANED OUR HOUSE
    THOSE SIAMESE TWINS FROM BUTTE - OH, YES I DID

    (CHORUS)*

    (SOLO)

    I TOLD HER WHAT SHE WANTED
    I REALLY SPILLED MY GUTS
    I THINK I COVERED EVERY GAL
    WHO HELPED ENGORGE MY LUST

    I TOLD HER IT WAS NOTHIN'
    THEY DIDN'T MEAN A THING
    AND THEN SHE HAD THE NERVE TO GIVE ME
    BACK HER WEDDIN' RING

    I WISH SHE'D RECONSIDER
    I WISH SHE'D COME BACK HOME
    I'M THINKIN' 'BOUT HER ALL THE TIME
    AND STARIN' AT THE PHONE

    THE FRIDGE IS GETTIN' EMPTY
    I'M REALLY LOW ON BEER
    THERE'S LOTS OF LAUNDRY TO BE DONE
    OH, HOW I LOVE YA DEAR - OH, YES I DO

    (CHORUS)*

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