"Herman the Elf_copy1" genre: Thrash/Speed Metal
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	An elf (Herman) wants to be a weather forecaster and no one will stand in his way, not even a unicorn.
	CD: Scared of the Truth Credits: Ron Hudak and Stephan H...z
	Lyrics Herman the Elf Herman the Elf lives in the city Sings with his guitar and writes little ditties He came to the states dreaming to forecast To predict the weather both future and past The lump is his leg is his weather vane Nightly it warns him of snow, sleet, or rain He came to the station expecting a job But they gave the position to a unicorn named Bob I can’t believe my job went to a horse I will seek revenge without remorse I need to kill to satisfy my rage Watch him die, executed on stage I can’t believe my job went to a horse I will seek revenge without remorse Herman bought an uzi, knife, and spoon Practiced on a little black raccoon Elf is mad, there’s no turning back Lock and load, he’s ready to attack Herman hid in the microphone Sharpened knife, in his little home Elf is mad, there’s no turning back Lock and load, he’s ready to attack Unicorn sits down at the desk Camera live in 5..4..3..2..1... What’s the weather now? Is it snowing in Miami? What’s the weather now? Is there rain in Santa Fe? What’s the weather now? Are the roads slick? What’s the weather now? Is there famine in Botswana? What’s the weather now? Nice horn in the middle of your head? What’s the weather now? You’re stupid and ugly What’s the weather now? You’re a gay mammal You don’t even know what a cumulonimbus cloud is, even it hit you on the forehead, I’m going to kill you, you stupid horse guy with a degree in meteorology Unicorn intestines brought to you live Sponsored by Gatorade, if live means dead Giblets and brains covered the audience and workers Everyone saw this elf go beserkers He asked for the job They gave it to him on the spot He finished up the weather And nailed it right on the dot Scared of the truth. Scared of the truth. Scared of the truth.

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