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Top 14 Funny Sayings Found Taped To The Cubicle Walls Of
Classified Military System Designers
by
H. Kent Craig
1; Is that a prototype of the wearable CIS computer I
designed in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
2; Kelly Johnson, Cap Weinberger, Robert McNamara, Wild
Bill Donovan, Bobby Ray Inman: El Supremo Babe Magnets
3; Yes, I can tell you what I'm working on, but then I'd
have to kill you by boring you to death with all the
minutiae of details about it.
4; Project Aurora: since it never existed, we don't have
to invent it.
5; No, you didn't see what you thought you saw on my
monitor screen...now, scoot!
6; Always remember:
Loose lips
Give great BJ's
7; Friends don't let friends work for the NSA
8; Caution: wired, armed-with-M16's, fully-attituded with
orders to shoot to kill grunts barreling down hallways
with live ammo locked and loaded during security drills can
be hazardous to your health.
9; Caution: if activated by irritation of being asked
dumb questions, operator will automatically release
nauseous flatulence-based countermeasures.
10; Classified Mil-Std 825.25.98.Alpha.33.712.394.Zed.2.3
The New White Meat
11; The Cold War: rampant paranoia, military contractor
corporate socialism on a grand scale, covert military
control of civilian foreign policy, massive violations of
the privacy rights of millions of Americans in the name of
national security, covert Nazi-like experiments on
unsuspecting American civilians, wholesale
lying-through-teeth about the strength and capabilities of
America's enemies to Congress and the public, poisoning of
the environment via nuclear and chemical and biological
weapons detritus, running stables of high-class hookers to
trap spies and to keep our own generals happy, offing the
odd American citizen who found out certain things and then
went public with it, massive public disinformation
propaganda campaigns directed at the America public. In
other words, "the good ol' days".
12; If you want it done yesterday, then authorize me
another million dollars.
13; "Smart" weapons can only be as intelligent as the
18-year-old corporals that build 'em, use 'em, and break
'em.
14; Don't ask me why they call it "military 'intelligence' ".
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