"Mail Order Bride"  Parental Advisory genre: General Comedy
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	It's a male Mail Order Bride! Great one to pass on to some of your single male friends! Support a rising rock comic! "We" can make it happen together!
	CD: mark eddie rock n roll comedy cuts part 2   Label: Spirit of Fun Records Credits: Mark Eddie, Boyd Townsend and Carlo Vohl
	Story Behind the Song Inspiration came from people always looking for love and what they end up with is often a funny story. The collaboration of a couple weeks between Mark and Boyd resulted in a hilarious prospective of "mail order brides!" Lyrics Mail Order Bride B. Townsend/ M. Eddie/ C. Volhl I never had much luck with women One date seemed to be the limit They always seemed to take me for a ride. I was lookin through this magazine and a strange ad jumped right out at me So, I sent for a mail order bride. For 6 weeks I waited anxiously for my true love’s delivery. Finally, I heard that knock on the door. With long dark hair and deep blue eyes and other things I can’t describe made my heart sink right to the floor. Chorus: I got a male mail order bride 6 foot 2 about 355. Quit Sumo school and then went bust Took a job with “Brides R Us” as a male mail order bride. And even though I felt ashamed I took him to the football game and actually we had a real good time. I must admit he’s tons of fun wears his hair in a cumber bun and folks always seem to let us cut in line. Chorus: Boy, I really picked myself a winner. He mows the lawn, cleans the house and cooks dinner! Even though we got along we both knew that it was wrong You can’t say that we didn’t try. And we might have made that big commitment If he’d only had the right equipment and I shed a tear as we waved goodbye. Chorus:

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