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went to the Whitehouse
but the lights were out
and the sign on the door said gone
on a thirty day vacation
tried to find Cheney but he wasn't around
nowhere to be found
he was taping Rush's show
at an undisclosed location
so I'm taking out the twins
for margaritas
we'll sit in the booth in the back
where the management won't see us
and as we nibble on
the chips and the salsa
I'll ask them girls
to please talk to their papa
and ask him why he doesn't mind
killing teenage boys
and why money is more important
than the lives that he destroys
this war is so bogus
and everybody knows it
everybody knows it
and I know he used to
snort cocaine
and I saw him pick his nose
at a Ranger game
but we're all human
it's no big deal
but humans are supposed to have
the capacity to feel
so ask him why he doesn't mind
killing teenage boys, and girls, and women, and men, and babies, and the environment, and civil liberty, and democracy, and all my faith in government
could you drop a few cents into
his bankrupt head
or maybe I could fix him up
with a cute intern instead
cause I'd rather have a slut in office
than world war III
and I don't think murder is a family value
but hey, that's just me
I hope it's not just me
so I'm taking out the twins
for margaritas
we'll sit in the booth in the back
where the management won't see us
and as we nibble on
the chips and the salsa
I'll ask them girls
to please talk to their papa
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