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THERE'S A MAN THAT I MET, HE HAD A SWEET HANDLE BAR STACHE
(THAT'S KIND OF LIKE A GOAT-TEE, BUT ONLY THE UPPER HALF)
IT'S REALLY DARK AND THICK, YEAH I'M TELLING YOU THE FACTS
IT'S THE SHINIEST STACHE IN THE WORLD, AND HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED WAX!
THE LADIES WANT TO TOUCH IT, THEY WANT TO SEE HOW IT FEELS
IN MY MIND HIS STACHE IS TOO PERFECT, IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM REAL
TRY TO GROW A STACHE LIKE HIS, DON'T SHAVE FOR MORE THAN A WEEK
GIVE THE MOUSTACHE MAN A MINUTE, AND I'M SURE HE'LL HAVE YOU BEAT
THEY CALL HIM THE MOUSTACHE MAN
HE GROWS A MOUSTACHE FASTER THAN ANYONE CAN!
HE'S GOT A MOUSTACHE, AND HE'S A MAN
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM THE MOUSTACHE MAN
I'VE SEEN STACHES IN THE ARMY, I'VE SEEN'EM ON MANY COPS
SOME TRUCKERS GROW SOME GOOD ONES, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE WHAT HE'S GOT
HE WEARS HIS MOUSTACHE PROUD, YEAH HE LOOKS COOL AND HIP
HE LOOKS LIKE A GORILLA, BUT ONLY ABOVE THE LIP
THEY CALL HIM THE MOUSTACHE MAN
HE GROWS A MOUSTACHE FASTER THAN ANYONE CAN!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MOUSTACHE FAN
BUT YOU'LL LOVE THE MOUSTACHE MAN
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT A MOUSTACHE, THAT NO ONE CAN EXPLAIN
IT TELLS SOMEBODY YOU'RE TOUGH, AND IF YOU CAN'T GROW ONE YOU'RE LAME
ONLY ONE THING BUGS ME MORE THAN WHEN YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH A PRICK
THAT'S WHEN I SEE A MOUSTACHE ON THE LIP OF A CHICK
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