Story Behind the Song
The song was written during Christmas Vacation, '02.
Lyrics
You bought me tight pants
You gave me groovy shirts
Didn't give me what I wanted,
Man that really hurts
All I really wanted
Was one simple thing
Gave me a coupon to McDonald's
For one chicken wing
Well, merry flippin' Christmas to you
I hope you go choke on a shoe
Or maybe fall down in a pile of poo
Well, merry flippin' Christmas to you
Wow. A skull-3D-holographic night-light lamp. Cool.
The coal inside my stocking,
That was really low
I might've been amused
If it wasn't for the 5th year in a row
One more thing,
I just can't forget:
Thanks alot for the
Mr. T Chia Pet
Well, merry flippin' Christmas to you
I got a little something for ya too
You'll open up the box filled with my old gym-socks
Merry flippin' Christmas to you
Merry flippin' Christmas to you!
I wrote a little song for ya too!
I hope that while I'm here
I'll bring you Christmas cheer!
Merry flippin' Christmas to you, to you, to you!
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