"A Totally Natural Woman" genre: General Comedy
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	Satirical upbeat song about plastic surgery.
	Story Behind the Song Inspired by Cher and the plethora of ads for Botox and liposuction. Lyrics At sixteen, back in school My big nose wasn't cool The kids were mean and nasty So my folks got me rhinoplasty (CHORUS) I'm a totally natural woman What you get is what you see A totally natural woman …With a little help from surgery When I hit twenty-four My chest was still flat-as-a-board Now my cup's a D It all belongs to me I paid…I own The silicone (CHORUS) I'm a totally natural woman What you get is what you see A totally natural woman …With a little help from surgery After childbirth, it's a fact Your figure doesn't stay intact But I changed my luck With a tummy tuck And Doctor, while you're there Raise my derriere (CHORUS) I'm a totally natural woman What you get is what you see A totally natural woman …With a little help from surgery Now Botoxâ„¢ smooths my brow And lasers wipe the wrinkles out I've got liposuctioned hips And collagen lips In a permanent smile From a full face lift (FINAL CHORUS) I'm a totally natural woman What you get is what you see A totally natural woman With a little bit of help We all could use some help …With a little help from surgery. (©2000, Rachel Stone)

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