Lyrics
Mixing and scratching, it’s now time for action
Hear the crowd clap and shout from obvious satisfaction
Give me two fat records and a microphone
Scribble down some lyrics and get in the zone
It’s my turn now, you best get off the stage
Here’s some food stamps, go collect your minimum wage
My style is pungent and funky just like sage
Unskilled rappers faking jacks got me raged
We can go one on one, put us in the steel cage
I’ll take the microphone, you can have the twelve gauge
Like Jordan and Iverson on the basketball court
Style and confidence are the qualities I exhort
But I’m not violent kid, I’m the positive type,
Like when I’m rapping this shit in your ear, on the mike
Cause this is my solo debut, to the haters, fuck you
I’m a rookie just trying to be true
But I’m hungry, no doubt, just like a pack of wolves
Money’s like raw meat, I’m gonna eat till I’m full
So I can’t stop until I own a chromed out Bentley
An Olympic sized pool with three girls to stroke me gently
Right now though, I live in Walnut Creek, you see
Working hard, to make ends meet, you see
But I got big dreams about leather clad whips
Iced out jewelry, fucking R & B chicks
Armani suits, and a Cartier wrist watch
High-res TV’s and sound system: top-notch
Vacation trips to this spot I know in Prague
Where girls dress in high-heels and bikinis to jog
But dreams and reality are two different things
Reality is dull, but in dreams, you’re the king
Just kicking it on a Sunday afternoon
Sound system booming, filling up my bedroom
Electric relaxation bumping from a Tribe Called Quest
AC on full blast; it’s scorching hot outside my nest
Neighborhood serenade is playing, my favorite song
Ice cream man came through, got my Icee and I was gone
Stepped back in the crib, got on my swimsuit
Called my homey Kinesis, put my music on mute
He told me about a party going on at one
Bring my homey K-Lo and be prepared for fun
I asked about the females, what’s the ratio like?
More than enough, pack enough shit to spend the night
I hopped in the car, drove at a rapid speed
Picked up my boy, K-Lo, we were off indeed
Popped at the house, I was playing the Roots loud,
K-Lo smiled as he saw something astute, now
He pointed at three girls in their birthday suits,
I said damn, as I put my music on mute
I’ll take the left one, she looks pretty cute
Hope you brought your motherfucking Trojan parachute
No doubt dude, I ain’t with no HIV, you see
Safe sex, Rolex, cashing big checks,
Driving a Lex, going from ex to next, eating Tex Mex and rice Chex is the best
We exited the car as we entered the party,
I picked out the first girl I thought was looking naughty
Just when I got down ready for penetration
I heard the morning talk show on my radio station
Like I said before when you dream, you’re the king
But in reality, you’re basically nothing.
Like I said before when you dream, you’re the king
But in reality, you’re basically nothing.
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