Lyrics
I'M HERE TO SAVE THE PLANET
I'M HERE TO SAVE THE DAY
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO USE MY NOGGIN
IF THAT'S THE WAY THEY WANT TO PLAY
THE YEAR IS TWO THOUSAND AND TWO
EVIL ROBOTS TAKE OVER EARTH
NOW IT'S JUST ME AND MY BUDDY ROY
WE'LL FIGHT FOR ALL IT'S WORTH
LASER RACER, WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE FIGHT
LASER RACER, PASSIN' ON THE RIGHT
LASER RACER, GOING THE SPEED OF LIGHT
LASER RACER, IT'S LASER RACER THAT'S RIGHT
AS WE ENTER INTO THE BATTLE
WE SEE OUR ODDS AREN'T GOOD
ROY GETS INTO THE LIQUOR
LIKE ANY NORMAL MAN WOULD
HE STARTS SHOOTING THE ROBOTS
LIKE THEY ARE HIS EX-WIFE
HIS TEMPERATURE'S RISING
AND HIS PANTS ARE GETTING TIGHT
LASER RACER, WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE FIGHT
LASER RACER, PASSIN' ON THE RIGHT
LASER RACER, GOIN' THE SPEED OF LIGHT
LASER RACER, IT'S LASER RACER THAT'S RIGHT
WE HAVE KILLED ALL THE BATTLE ROBOTS
NOW WE MUST FIGHT THEIR MASTER
I SHOOT HIM WITH MY LASERS
AND ROY KEEPS BEATING FASTER
HIS BACK IS ARCHED, MUSCLES TENSE
AS HE CLIMBS TOWARD HIS PEAK
AND WITH ONE FURIOUS GRUNT
HE RUINS MY CAPTAIN'S SEAT
LASER RACER, WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE FIGHT
LASER RACER, PASSIN' ON THE RIGHT
LASER RACER, GOING THE SPEED OF LIGHT
LASER RACER, IT'S LASER RACER THAT'S RIGHT
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