Story Behind the Song
Lyrics
My dog, it died.
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He's big and he's lazy, he eats the food at the mall.
He doesn't even know what goes on in his hall.
He's too busy protecting the food court.
He doesn't even know that there is something to report.
He's a mall superhero-ho-whoa-oh-oh, mall superhero, say whoa.
Mall superhero-ho-whoa-oh-oh, mall superhero, say whoa.
Chase the kids around cause that's all that he know-oh-ohs, mall superhero, say whoa.
He's coming my way so here I go-oh-oh, mall superhero, say whoa.
He sees me spinning my friend around,
He looks at us and says "Boys, you better get out of town,
Cause that kind of thing doesn't go on in these halls,
And it sure as hell doesn't go on in my mall."
He's a mall superhero-ho-whoa-oh-oh, mall superhero, say whoa.
Mall superhero-ho-whoa-oh-oh, mall superhero, say whoa.
Chase the kids around cause that's all that he know-oh-ohs, mall superhero, say whoa.
He's coming my way so here I go-oh-oh, mall superhero, say whoa.
After the mall closes down its doors,
He goes home to sleep in his quarters.
He doesn't even think that he is there at all.
If he had his way they would never close the mall.
He's a mall superhero-ho-whoa-oh-oh, mall superhero, say whoa.
Mall superhero-ho-whoa-oh-oh, mall superhero, say whoa.
Chase the kids around cause that's all that he know-oh-ohs, mall superhero, say whoa.
He's coming my way so here I go-oh-oh, mall superhero, say whoa.
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