"Ball-Point Pen(Pigs Wearing Liederhosen)" genre: General Comedy
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	A dizzying stream of conciousness that takes you from the Liederhosen-wearing swine to the boogie of a herd of drunken Russians. This and much more fun awaits you..
	Story Behind the Song The demo version was created the first day Sam heard Ryan's cd. It was a way to prove himself to Ryan and begin the Benevolent Acorn crusade. Now you can hear both Sam and Ryan in this new version of the song which is destined to become classic. It has no hidden meaning..its just mindless nonsense. Lyrics Don't you wish the skies were pink so we could play tennis? Or shuffleboard with a quadriplegic named Dennis!? The UPS man has become a zookeeper Help me find my crayola crayons I want a symbol for my birthday Hippopatamus setting a trend Simple retrospective of my malfunctions Buy me a slinky that doesn't bend! Holographs of Ethiopia Robots that wear underwear Welcome to my psychic mayhem Watch the Platypus in the reclining chair! (chorus) Pigs Wearing Liederhosen! (Wearing Liederhosen!) Ahh back to the anteater's saliva But I oppose the Stamp Act I just don't smell right today Can you fix my artificial kneecap? A pigeon fighting the KKK Cleopatra shaving her legs Did you know that I caught a fish? I wanna build a fence on the top of my car! I'm sick of this riff I'm sick of this one too How bout Russian Boogie? Okay (yay!) Hey yo! (many guttural utterings by Ryan) Sounds like a dead walrus! Quetzoquatlus! Septic tank attack! Salmon in drag Speakers! Why don't we say something in the spots with no voices in them? (chorus)

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