Lyrics
Jerry's Final Thoughts, by SpringerZinger
Jerry is his name, you've seen him on the Springer Show
He's not just a celebrity, he's the wisest man you'll ever know
His words dispell the darkness, like the rising sun
And his philosophies are second to none
And though a guest may cheat and lie, and shoot a moon or two
Jerry's Final Thoughts reveal the moon of truth
Jerry how you changed my life with your daily Final Thoughts
Your wisdom made me a better man, I really learned a lot
I used to be a senseless fool, lost and all alone
But now my life has turned around thanks to the Springer Show
Jerry is his name, you've seen him on the Springer Show
He's not just a celebrity, he's the wisest man you'll ever know
The losers and the cheaters, and the degenerates
They all go to Jerry 'cause he gives a shhhh....
They air their dirty laundry, and have a brawl or ten
And then Jerry shows them the way, like a light from Heaven
Jerry how you changed my life with your daily Final Thoughts
Your wisdom made me a better man, I really learned a lot
I used to be a senseless fool, lost and all alone
But now my life has turned around thanks to the Springer Show
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry's Final Thoughts
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry's Final Thoughts
Jerry how you changed my life with your daily Final Thoughts
Your wisdom made me a better man, I really learned a lot
I used to be a senseless fool, lost and all alone
But now my life has turned around thanks to the Springer Show
Jerry is his name you've seen him on the Springer Show
He's not just a celebrity, he's the wisest man you'll ever know
Jerry is his name......
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