"Jingle Balls"  Parental Advisory genre: Christmas
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	Light-hearted and hillarious rewrite of the well-known holiday classic.
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	Lyrics Jingle Balls - Jingle Balls Jingle all the way Oh what pain it is to hang Your balls without a jock strap! Jingle Balls - Jingle Balls Jingle All the way! Oh what pain it is to hang Your balls out in the wind! Banging to and fro; Bashing back and forth; Bumping up and down; Thrashing all around. My balls are black and blue; My sex has gone to hell; Now I can't even wash them so They're starting to smell. Oh, Jingle Balls - Jingle Balls Jingle all the way Oh what pain it is to hang Your balls without a jock strap! Jingle Balls - Jingle Balls Jingle All the way! Oh what pain it is to hang Your balls out in the wind! I'm in constant pain - My smile is upside down. And though I'm taking drugs, I think I'd rather drown. I'm starting to get pissed, 'cause pain just really sucks. The problem is that all this time I just need one good fuck. Oh, Jingle Balls - Jingle Balls Jingle all the way Oh what pain it is to hang Your balls without a jock strap! Jingle Balls - Jingle Balls Jingle All the way! Oh what pain it is to hang Your balls out in the wind!

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