"I'm a Man" genre: Country Blues
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	Remember the classic song, "I'm a Woman"? Well, here's our response. Honorable mention award winner in Cooch Music Contest.
	CD: Jonathan Hoffman:   Label: Shelterdog Music Credits: Greg Roberts--Electric Guitar; Gary Landsberg, Drums & Electric Bass; Oooze Brothers (Greg Roberts & Stuart Flint) Backup Vocals; Jonathan Hoffman: Vocals & Acoustic Guitar
	Story Behind the Song Why did we listen to "I'm a Woman, W-O-M-A-N", all these years and never come up with any rejoinder? At last, here it is. Lyrics I must have my computer, electronics soothe my soul I've got total domination over our TV's remote control I'm watching every football game till the final gun and then I've got to watch the highlights on ESPN Again and again. CHORUS 'Cause I'm a man Spelled G-U-Y, yes, I'm a man Sports Center is what life's about Those Prime Time soaps I'll do without That quarterback is rolling out And I, I am a man. You like to choose the restaurant, I'd like to park the car I'll drive us round for half an hour so we don't walk too far I'll never ask directions 'cause we don't have time to waste If they can make any slab of steak it's sure to suit my taste. It's my kind of place. CHORUS 'Cause I'm a man Spelled G-U-Y, yes I'm a man Don't care if rave reviews announce That eating there shows off who counts I don't want food I can't pronounce Cause I, I am a man. I'd like to raise a family, I'd change some diapers too And when our kids would drive you nuts, I'd know just what to do A nice romantic evening, quiet as you please You and your guy with pizza pie at good ol' Chuck E. Cheese See, it's a breeze CHORUS 'Cause I'm a man Spelled G-U-Y, yes I'm a man That diaper's fine if it don't leak It oughtta last at least a week If not, you'll be the one I seek 'Cause I, I am a man Don't take me on your shopping sprees, shoppes give me the blues Don't make me watch you choose your shoes and miss the Nightly News 'Cause hanging 'round at Nordstrom will soon drive me berserk If you drag me all around the mall, I'd rather go to work. It's my only quirk. CHORUS 'Cause I'm a man Spelled G-U-Y, yes I'm a man I'll go bring home the bacon Work when my back is achin' But more shopping I ain't takin' 'Cause I, I am a man. When it comes to women, I like the way they dress And Levis shrunk to fit just right might make my eyes digress But when it comes to lovin', I'm simple and I'm true I'm your pet dog, I'll come when called and love no one but you. And I know what to do. CHORUS 'Cause I'm a man Spelled G-U-Y, yes I'm a man Not one to speak my feelings I'd rather paint the ceiling Lovin' you--that's why I'm kneeling 'Cause I, I am a man Let me tell you again. (Repeat)

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