Story Behind the Song
During the election the American public got introduced to a small piece of a voting card called a "chad". Whether the "chad" was attached to the voting card or not determined if the vote was counted or not. This song imagines Vice President Gore lamenting over "hanging" or "Pregnant Chads" that represented votes that he wouldn't get credit for. It is sent to the music of "O Christmas Tree".
Lyrics
Oh Pregnant Chad, Oh, Pregnant Chad
Oh, pregnant chad, Oh pregnant chad,
Oh, how I love thy corners.
Oh, pregnant had, Oh pregnant chad,
Thy votes I wish to garner.
If only you had fallen, then I would not be stallin’.
Oh, pregnant chad, Oh pregnant chad,
Oh, how I love thy corners.
Oh, pregnant chad, Oh pregnant chad,
Oh, how I love thy corners.
Oh, pregnant chad, Oh pregnant chad,
Thy votes I wish to garner.
If only they could see through you, then I would gain a vote or two.
Oh, pregnant chad, Oh pregnant chad,
Oh, how I love thy corners.
Oh, pregnant chad, Oh pregnant chad,
Oh, how I love thy corners.
Oh, pregnant chad, Oh pregnant chad,
Thy votes I wish to garner.
For I’m so close, yet I’m so far. You are my bright and shining star.
Oh, pregnant chad, Oh pregnant chad,
Oh, how I love thy corners.
Oh, how I love thy corners.
Oh, pregnant chad, Oh pregnant chad,
Oh, how I love thy corners.
Oh, pregnant chad, Oh pregnant chad,
Thy votes I wish to garner.
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